String up the lights and light up the trees
We're gonna make some revelry..
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It's Christmas time in hell!
Demons are nicer as you pass them by
There's lots of demon toys to buy
The snow is falling, and all is well
It's Christmas time in hell!

There goes Jeffrey Dahmer
With a festive Christmas ham..
After he has sex with it
He'll eat up all he can..
And there goes John F Kennedy
Carolling with his son..
Reunited for the holidays
God bless us, everyone!
Everybody has a happy glow
Let's dance in blood, and pretend it's snow..
Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell
It's Christmas time in hell!

Satan: Adolf, here's a present for you!
Adolf: Oh? Ein Tannenbaum!
Satan: Yes, Ein Tannenbaum!

God cast me down from heaven's door
To rule in hell forever-more
But now i'm kinda glad that I fell
'Cos it's Christmas time in hell!
Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
We still have to shop for Genghis Khan
Michael Landon's hair looks swell
It's Christmas time in hell!

There's Princess Diana
holding burning mistletoe
Over Poor Gene Siskel's head
Just watch his weenie grow!
For one day we all stop burning
and the flames are not so thck
All the screaming and the torture stops
As we wait for old St Nick!

So, String up the lights and light up the trees
We're damned for all eternity..
But for just one day, all is well
It's Christmas time in hell!
Get a toast together and make it quick
We've gotta make room for Andy Dick..
Wake his mother and ring the bell..
It's Christmas time.. [christmas time x3]
Christmas time.. [christmas time x3]
It's Christmas time in hell!
..Merry Christmas, Movie house!

12. Santa Claus is on his way
Söyleyen: Mr Hankey
Santa Claus is on his way
Loading goodies on his sleigh
Drop 'em off on Christmas Day
And I sing 'Howdy Ho!'
Kyle: Mr Hankey! Ssh, i'll get in trouble!

Folks will gather 'round the fire Sing a song, join the choir Pretty soon, they'll all retire And I sing 'Howdy Ho!'
Gerald: Kyle, what are you doing in there?
Kyle: uhh, nothing
Gerald: Open this door!

I hope that Santa comes real soon
and gives me--
Gerald: KYLE!?

13. Swiss Colony Beeflog
Söyleyen: Eric Cartman
Stockings are hung near the chimney
And the presents are unedr the tree..
And Mamma's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea..
Windows are covered in frost
And the candles are all alight
But as I wonder through this quiet house
Something just doesn't seem right

You see, every year, the neighbours bring us
A Swiss Colony Beeflog..
But the neightbours aren't around
And there's no beeflog to be found, this year..

Christmas, isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beeflog..
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along..
Mother tries to comfort me
She says 'Here son, have some eggnog'
But I fucking hate eggnog seriously..

But what do I see?
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beeflog
Just for me! aaah, aaaaah, aaaaaah, baby!

Swiss Colony Beeflog, baby
That's what Christmas is all abouut!
My prayers have finally come with a beeflog, baby
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with with boughs of swiss colony..
La-la-la-la-la, laa-laa-laa-laaaa! ..sweet!

14. Hark! The Herald Angels sing
Söyleyenler: the South Park Kids Choir
Hark! The Herald Angels sing
Glory to the new born king
Peace on earth and merry mild
God and sinners reconciled
Joyful all ye nations rise
Join the triumph of the skies
Hark! The Herald Angels sing
Glory to the new born king.

15. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
Söyleyenler: Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Ike, Gerald ve Sheila
Kyle: Okay Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Chanukkah. This is called a 'Dreidel'. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song..

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play.
Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
Kyle: Now you try it Ike. Just spin it with your fingers like this..
[ike şarkı söylüyor]

Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?
Kyle: Oh, hey Cartman.. We're playing dreidel, you wanna try?
Cartman: Sure!

Cartman: Here's a little dreidel
That's small and made of clay
But i'm not gonna play with it
'Cos dreidel's fucking gay.

Kyle: Hey, Shut your mouth, fatass!
C: Jews, play stupid games..
Jews, that's why they're lame.

|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
|| I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
|| With Dreidel I shall play.

Stan: Hey, what's going on? Oh, it's that hanukkah thing..
Cartman: It's soooo amazing! You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round, I could watch it all day..
Stan: Let me try..

Stan: I'll try to make it spin..
It fell, i'll try again.

|| K: Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame!

Sheila: Hello Boys!
Kyle: Hi mom!
Sheila: Oh, how precious! You bots are all playing dreidel.. now you know that dreidel is a time-honoured tradition for the hebrew people.
Cartman: Yes we know, Ms Broflovski, it's so very insteresting..
Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
You'll know, our people always win!
|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win!
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame!

Kyle: Oh, hi dad!
Gerald: Hello everybody.. say, can I join in?
Kyle: Sure..
K: I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall..
Everybody!

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.
|| Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win!
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, on that show..

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame!
|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win!
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, on that show..

Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
You're so hot, on that show..
Courtney Cox, I.. uh?
Kyle: Dad, we're singing about a dreidel.
Gerald: Oh, sorry..
Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald!

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.
|| Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win!
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, on that show..

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Drei-del-I-shall-plaaaay!
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, I-will-try-a-gaaaiin!
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that-is-why-they're-laaaame!
|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our peo-ple-al-ways-wiiiiinn!
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, Court-ney-I-love-yooooou!

16. The most offensive song ever
Söyleyenler: Kenny McCormick ve Mr Hankey
Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared..
He said, 'you are to be the virgin mother'
And Mary thought that was weird..
[But she said, 'I'm not a virgin
I sucked a guy last year']
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
'My child, have no fear'

[for you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[you can suck all the dick you want]
And still not be considered flawed..
[cos I know you'd like to play
And suck right through the day]
But you're still still a virgin
In the eyes of god!

There was no room at the Inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired, you see
[and they had to have a rest for the night]
She said she had no money
[and she had no place to sleep]
Gabriel appeared to mary
And told her not to weep

[for you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be the mother of Christ..
If there's no room at the inn
then it's not considered a sin
[to suck a dick to get a place to sleep!]
That's right..

And three wisemen did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such..
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch..
[she said, this is a tragedy
I can't take them all to bed]
But again Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said..

[You can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[You can suck all the dick you want of..]
Everyone in the nation
[Fellation aint no sin
So have a dildo three miles in]
And you'll still be a virgin
[to everyone gone down on Christmas!]

[You can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[You can take if from the three wise men]
And even the little drummer boy..
Folks will remember your name quick
[for sucking the most of the dick!]
[for sucking dick..]
Brings peace, and love, and joy.
[for sucking dick..]
Brings peace, and love, and joy.
[you can suck my dick]
[Kahkaha]

17. We Three Kings
Söyleyenler: Chinpokomon CEO, Mr Ose
We three kings of Orient Are
Bearing gifts, we've travelled so far..
Field and fountain, more and mountain
Following Yonder Star..
Ooohh.. star of wonder, star of light
Star of royal beauty bright..
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy perfect light.

18. Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Söyleyenler: Wendy Testaburger ve Stan Marsh
Well, I guess that's about the end of my Christmas Album. Gosh, it was sure nice hanging out with you all again! And I guess if there's just one thing I have left to say, it would be this:

Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas..
Let your heart be light
From now on..
our troubles will be out of sight.
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Make the yule-tide gay
From now on..
our troubles will be miles away.

Here we are as in olden days..
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us..
Gather near to us once more
Through the years we all will be together..
If the fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough
And have yourself a Merry Little Christmas now.

Cartman: Time to go Mr Hankey..
Mr Hankey: Goodbye everybody, And Merry Christmas!
Kyle: Bye Mr Hankey.. see you next year!
[sifon sesi]