1. South Park Theme
Söyleyen: Primus
Goin' Down to South Park, Gonna Have Myself a Time
Friendly Faces Everywhere, humble folks without temptation
Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind
Ample Parking day or night, people spouting 'Howdy Neighbour!'
Headin' on down to South Park, gonna see if i can't unwind
[I love girls with Big Fat Titties, I like girls with big vaginas]
(rumored)
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine
2. Nowhere to Run
Söyleyen: DMX, Ozzy Osbourne, ODB, Crystal Method
I don't walk, I stalk, livingh foul like Pork
Shutting down underground streets of New York
Hawk is what the niggas call me, 'cause they all be
Sucking my dick and my mother fucking balls, G.
I know the half, so I laugh with 'em
Blood bath went I let the fucking rap hit 'em
Full clip, but only half did 'em
That's all it took, another crook, Taken out over a dirty look
I bag game with niggers I leave shot dead
You're not taking a fucking thing from me but hot lead
You know my style faggot, 'cause I'm always scheming
In Jail, niggas holdin' a sink screaming
POLICE! But you got no peace
Yo, was that you big man, and alot more grease
All I gets is pounds, you ain't want none of this
Back streets are like track meets 'cause I be running this
Ain't nowhere to run,
Ain't nowhere to hide..
Ain't nowhere to go, Reaper's saved your soul..
Surrounded by the colors,
I see crimson, black, and blue
Locking open doors again, I'm still afraid of you
Light to dark, then light again, I always thought I knew
Young to old and young again, what's left for me to do?
Sister of the universe, selecting me in time
I'm falling down upon the earth, and singing truth in rhyme
If I was a rolling stone, I'd roll until I'm Through
And if I was a garden I would bloom in black for you!
Ain't nowhere to run, Ain't nowhere to hide..
Ain't nowhere to go, Reaper's saved your soul..
Aaargggh, yargh, yargh, yargh..
Ain't nowhere to run,
Ain't nowhere to hide..
Ain't nowhere to go, Reaper's saved your soul..
What you Mother fuckers
invented
Is the craziest nigga that ever been invented
Most know, don't front on Ol' Dity Bastard
I call on Jesus
There's no obstacles that you have to jump
There's no walls that you have to climb
This is real, this is Elementary dear, Elementary, Watson,
Elementary, aaaarrgghh!
I ain't no picture on your fucking wall, necklace wearing bitch
You don't want this money till it's rich
Buy my album coded by Dirty, set you free
Go against the grain, I got the P.
I know you don't recognize me now, I done cocooned
How many lightning bolts do it take to light up a fucking moon?
Brothers people, you'd better get the fuck off of me
We don't need it, it gets more ugly
Fools tryin' to bust their ass
Tryin' to get away from me when I said my real name
I call myself in the bitch butthole
All the same, All the same, All the same
Ain't nowhere to run,
Ain't nowhere to hide..
Ain't nowhere to go, Reaper's saved your soul..
3. Chocolate Salty
Balls
Söyleyen: Chef (Isaac Hayes)
Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!
Quarter cup of unsweeted
chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!
[sniff sniff] Hey, wait
a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!
Someone help me, my balls
are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...
4. Brad Logan
Söyleyen: Rancid
California Sun has Sunk
Behind Anaheim Hills it comes tonight
I was high on Junk
And the warm winter's ending and I feel alright
Well a crim, it hurt, make a bargain with the world
She starts obsessing when you shot a little gun
I spend my day in blackness, at night I get my Vision
Doctor comes, there ain't no indecision..
Cause it's wild
Well it's wild, wild, wild, wild..
California Sun has Sunk
Behind Anaheim Hills it comes tonight
I was high on Junk
And the warm winter's ending and I feel alright
I get destructive, I start opinions
I'm no longer respected in this new Transition
According to a friend, my long time senate
Disastrous living, disastrous living
Cause it's wild
Cause it's wild, wild, wild, wild...
California Sun has Sunk
Behind Anaheim Hills it comes tonight
I was high on Junk
And the warm winter's ending and I feel alright...
Cause its WILD!
Cause it's WILD! Wild, Wild Wiiillldd!
California sun has Sunk
Behind Anaheim Hills it comes tonight
I was high on Junk
And the warm winter's ending and I feel alright
Yeah ALRIGHT!!
5. Come Sail Away
Söyleyen: Eric Cartman (Trey Parker)
I'm Sailing away, Setting Open Course for the virgin seas
Cos i've got to be free, Free to face the night, thats ahead of
me
On board i'm the Captain, So Climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow, on every shore
But i'll try, Oh Lord, i'll try, to carry on.
I look to the seas
Reflections in the wave spark my memory
Some Happy, Some Sad
I think of Childhood friends, and the dreams we had
We lived happy forever, so that story goes
But somehow we missed out, on the Pot of Gold
But we'll try, best that we can, To carry on...
A gathering of angels
appeared above my head
The sang to me their song of hope, and this is what they said!
Come sail away, Come sail away, Come Sail away with me
I thought that they were angels, But to my surprise
They climbed aboard their Star Ship, and headed for the skies!
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me
Get it Funky now..
[Chef repeats the chorus a few times]
No, no, no, it's like this! ROCK IT!
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me! You guys..
Come Sail away Come Sail away Come Sail away with me Seriously!
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me..
neeh neh neh neh neh, screw you guuuuyss, neh neerrgh..
Come Sail away, Come sail away, Come sail away with me!
6. Kenny's Dead
Söyleyen: Master P
This is Master P, I'm down here in South Park
And i Just put a million dollar reward up for any information
or anybody who knows who killed Kenny, ya heard!?
[Kenny's Dead] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[Thats What I Said] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[Kenny's Dead] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[That's what I said] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
Kenny started messing
up, hanging with the Thugs
Cutting class in the fast section, ecstasy, weed and drugs
And I guess that's how it is, when the Ghetto's got you Trapped
But Kenny ain't Scared, he seen his Pops get his Neck snapped
People Lie and they cheat on South Park Streets
Where the hoes chill and everybody run from the Police
But what I liked about Kenny, he wasn't no Crip or no blood
And he mumbled when he talked, but he loved that bud..
[Kenny's Dead] We got
to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[Thats What I Said] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[Kenny's Dead] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[That's what I said] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
Alotta hopeless nights
chasin nickels and dimes
Kenny rode the yellow bus to school, but at night he did crimes
211, 187, it's like a hobby
Kenny slowed his roll, he did 3 years for a Robbery
Some say Kenny was the poorest kid on the Street
But picture this, Kenny with about 10 Gs and a couple of keys
Serving the dope fiends, standing on the corner
Moved and worked from New Orleans to Arizona
But it was a trip, Kenny I was wondering how you would die
Would it be a car crash, a plane, a gun, or suicide?!
He knew one day that the Rats would come
But he didn't know they was Gonna Scream 'bout it!'
And hit him with a Shotgun
[Kenny's Dead] We got
to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[Thats What I Said] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[Kenny's Dead] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[That's what I said] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
Alot of wasted deaths
Alot of senseless crime
But everybody think about what you do out there
Because uh, Judgment day is for everybody
Just Remember that we can't take none of this with us
And it's real out here on these streets
I'd love to live like Kenny
Die these days, ain't no coming back
Hombre, Master P, No Limit to the world, baby
It don't get no Realer than This.
7. Simultaneous
Söyleyen: Chef (Isaac Hayes)
Baby, you know you're the one for me
And all that i want to be is..
You, and me, and Her, Simultaneous!
You and me, and Her, Simultaneous lovin' baby!
Two or three, Simultaneous, Ow, come on!
Have an open mind, pull
my trigger down
Gimme the last Cold Turkey brass, make it fast
Take my ass to town.
Have an open mind, send my cares away
Ring my bells, jigga well, what the hell, Today's your lucky day!
You, and me, and Her, Simultaneous!
You and me, and Winona Ryder, Simultaneous lovin' baby!
Two or three, Simultaneous, Ow, come on!
Have an open mind, it's
a normal thing to do
Don't be prude, just get nude, aww ya bein rude, i would do it for
you!
Have an open mind, your the only one I love
These girls you see here, they don't mean anything, let's all get
in da tub!
You, and me, and Her too, Simultaneous
You and me, and yo' mamma and yo' sister, Simultaneous lovin', baby!
Two or three, Simultaneous, Ow, come on!
Have an open mind, Don't
be so mean to me
Call your sister, and your momma and your aunt, it's every man's
fantasy
Have an open.. WHOH BABY! Put that knife away!
Don't be mad, i'll take it back, just like we can make love YOUR
way
I'm talkin' bout You, and me
And some flowers and some wine, instantaneous
You, and me, and Whitney Houston, umm on the radio baby, on the
radio!
Some candles, and some good feelings, just the 2 of us, aww fudge
it..
I'm talking about You,
and me! And her and her and her! Simultaneous!
You, and me! All the women in the house! Simultaneous Lovin!
Three, or Seven! Make it a Baker's dozen!
All the women in the house clap your hands, woooo..
Now that'd be a party, Ladies!
9. Hot Lava
Söyleyen: Perry Farell and D.V.D.A.
Baby, every time we kiss, Hot Lava
And every time that we make love, that's Lava, Hot Lava
It's lava so hot, it makes me sweat
And lava so warm, it's red and wet
Mountain is rumbling, We must find a safer place
Soon half of Pele, Will
fall upon your face
Great Nectar of the Gods spews far from Pinatabo
Mixed with a Women's Sweat, it makes the Lava we know
Baby, every time we kiss, Hot Lava
And every time that we make love, that's Lava, Hot Lava
It's lava so hot, it makes me sweat
And lava so warm, it's red and wet
Burnin' through the forest,
Where Red hot lava flows
Rolls down the islands body, and into the ocean below
When it meets the cool, cool water, there's a big flow of the living
Rich magma flowing into a sobiquious environment, Produces Pillow
Lava
And starts a pressure of sea water
Tends to inhabit the vesical size of the basalt
Baby, every time we kiss, Hot Lava
And every time that we make love, that's Lava, Hot Lava
It's lava so hot, it makes me sweat
And lava so warm, it's red and wet
And after the eruption,
you lay dormant for a while
Let's just hold each other and talk, For now, Pele sleeps
Baby, every time we kiss, Hot Lava
And every time that we make love, that's Lava, Hot Lava
It's lava so hot, it makes me sweat
And lava so warm, it's red and wet
Baby, every time we kiss, Hot Lava
And every time that we make love, that's Lava, Hot Lava
It's lava so hot, it's red and wet
And lava so warm it makes me sweat.
10. Bubblegoose
Söyleyen: Wyclef
I go by the name of Wyclef Jean
We are the refugee all-stars
We salute to soldiers around the world
This one's called 'Bullet in your Bubblegoose'
Sit Right Back and hear a tale, of a hustler round my way
Who used to clock around the block, from where my grandma stayed
A Black BMW with Cribs to match, windows bullet proof
One Night he jumped out the car, and caught a Bullet in his Bubblegoose
He Caught a bullet in
His Bubblegoose.
He Caught a Bullet in His Bubblegoose.
You can be at a party getting loose.
But you can catch a bullet in your goose.
He Caught a bullet in His Bubblegoose.
He Caught a Bullet in His Bubblegoose.
You can be at a party getting loose.
But you can catch a bullet in your goose.
Sit right back and hear
a tale, of a young girl around my way
We used to Dance around the way, from where my homeboy stayed
A Black BMW with cribs to match, Windows Bullet proof
One night she jumped out the car, and caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose
She Caught a Bullet in
Her Bubblegoose.
She Caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose.
You can be at a party getting loose.
But you can catch a bullet in your goose.
She Caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose.
She Caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose.
You can be, at a party getting loose.
But you can catch a bullet in your goose.
Cartman: 'Kenny! Your
Family's Poor Kenny!'
Cartman: 'Get up, Kenny! Your Dad's an Alcoholic!'
Kenny: 'Fuck You!'
Just sing the song man!
Cartman: Yeaah, Mack Ten, in the house you guys!
She Caught a Bullet in
Her Bubblegoose!
She Caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose!
You can be at a party getting loose
But you can catch a bullet in your goose!
She Caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose!
She Caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose!
You can be, at a party getting loose
But you can catch a bullet in your goose!
Cartman: 'Bubblegoose you guys! Maaack Ten!'
This one's for the People..
Cartman: 'Oh yeah.'
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